ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

brittanaslove:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

sail-away-dreamer:

Depressive black and white/ selfharm blog. *TRIGGER WARNING*

sadoak:

Braille subdermal implants. 

Directly translates to, “No sky no earth but still snowflakes fall”

i really fucking like this 

wh-i-te:

that is seriously how my insides feel, just so so low 

palehr:

people don’t like taylor momsen or how she dresses and im just over here like she’s so hot what is wrong with you are you blind